Striking up a conversation in the Latter-day Saint (LDS) community can feel like walking a tightrope between faith and flirtation. Whether you’re at institute, a YSA activity, or swiping on Mutual, having the perfect LDS pick-up line can break the ice while keeping things light-hearted and respectful—or hilariously awkward! This collection of LDS pick-up lines covers everything from funny and cheesy to the best and even questionably “dirty” (by LDS standards, of course). Use them to show off your personality, get a few laughs, or maybe even spark something eternal.
😂 Funny LDS Pick Up Lines
- Are you a tithing slip? Because I feel obligated to give you my heart 💸
- I must be a pioneer, because I’d cross plains just to get to you 🐎
- Is your name Faith? Because you’ve got me believing in love again 🙏
- I brought my family history book… want to be on the next page? 📖
- Do you believe in love at first temple sighting? ⛪
- I’m not saying you’re the answer to my prayers, but I’ve been kneeling a lot lately 😉
- Are you the Word of Wisdom? Because you’re good for me and make me feel great 🌱
- Are you a CTR ring? Because I choose you every time 💍
- Let’s hold hands—purely for ministering purposes of course 🤲
- You must be a church activity, because I’ve been looking forward to you all week 🎯
- Is your dad a bishop? Because you’re a total blessing 🙌
- Are you Sunday School? Because I can’t stop thinking about you during the week 📚
- You’re like a potluck dinner—everyone wants a piece of you 🍽️
- You must be celestial kingdom goals because you’re the highest degree of glory 🌟
- You light up my life like a ward Christmas party 🎄
🌟 Best LDS Pick Up Lines
- I prayed for a sign and then I saw you 😇
- You’re like the sacrament—something I look forward to every week 🍞
- I want to take you on a date so good, it makes the bishop smile 😁
- Are you a temple recommend? Because I’d never be worthy without you 📜
- Let’s not date for time, but for all eternity ⌛
- Do you come here often, or is this just divine intervention? 🌤️
- You must be a patriarchal blessing, because I feel like I’ve waited my whole life for you 📖
- Can I walk you home? You know… to avoid the appearance of evil 🚶
- I’d share my umbrella with you, even in the rain of temptation ☔
- Are we at EFY? Because I feel spiritually uplifted around you 🎶
- You’re like General Conference—only twice a year isn’t enough 📺
- You must be from the Celestial Kingdom, because your glow is unreal 🌠
- Want to have a scripture study night… just the two of us? 📓
- My love for you is like Lehi’s vision—endless and full of fruit 🍇
- If I were Nephi, I’d build a ship just to get to you 🚢
🧀 Cheesy LDS Pick Up Lines
- Are you iron rod material? Because I want to hold onto you forever 🪵
- I like my women like I like my testimonies—strong and unshakable 💪
- You’re sweeter than funeral potatoes with marshmallows on top 🍠
- Can I take you to the celestial kingdom or at least to Swig first? 🥤
- You make my heart sing louder than EFY music 🎤
- Are you scripture study? Because I want to spend my mornings with you 📆
- Are you on the covenant path? Because I want to follow you everywhere 🛤️
- Are we both on Mutual? Because this feels divinely matched 📱
- Can I sit by you at church? I promise not to pass notes—unless it’s my number 📝
- You’re my eternal companion… just waiting for the “eternal” part 🔐
- Want to help me fill out my missionary paperwork… for our love mission? 🧳
- Are you a Seventy? Because you’re officially incredible 🧔
- You had me at “amen” 🙌
- My testimony isn’t the only thing that’s growing right now 😳
- We should be like the Brother of Jared—break some rocks and build something great 🧱
🗨️ LDS Pick Up Lines Reddit
- I saw you at church and immediately felt like I should bear my testimony 🧠
- You’re like Deseret Book—full of wholesome goodness 📚
- Are you a Relief Society activity? Because you’re making my heart craft love 🧶
- Let’s be like Moroni—always prepared… for a relationship 🛡️
- You radiate more light than the Salt Lake Temple at Christmas 🎇
- My prayers were getting boring until I started including your name 😅
- You’re like a missionary letter—worth waiting for 💌
- Our love story could rival the scriptures—epic, righteous, and divinely inspired 📜
- You make me feel more blessed than fast offering day 💵
- Are you endowed? Because I’ve never seen someone so clothed in glory 👗
- I don’t need the gift of tongues to say I love you 💬
- Your presence gives me more comfort than my Sunday nap 😴
- You’re like a BYU devotional—refreshing and unexpectedly exciting 🎙️
- You glow brighter than the Angel Moroni at sunset 🌅
- Let’s be like Alma and Amulek—preach love together ❤️
😏 LDS Pick Up Lines Dirty (Mormon Style)
Note: These are “dirty” in the most innocent, Mormon-safe way possible—clean but with a playful wink.
- You’re so hot, even my garments can’t cool me down 🔥
- Can I hold your hand… under the table at FHE? 😏
- I’d like to take you on a temple date… and not just for the sealing 🔗
- Your touch is more electric than a fast and testimony meeting mic 🎤
- Let’s break the law of chastity—just kidding! Want to read the handbook together? 📘
- You’re my one true desire… within the bounds the Lord has set 💒
- Even my mission president would approve of how much I like you 🧔♂️
- Your smile could distract even a bishop mid-sermon 😇
- You make me want to break curfew and stay five more minutes 🌙
- If looks were sins, you’d need daily repentance 😈
- You’ve awakened feelings in me… of eternal commitment, of course 💞
- Let’s be sealed in the temple… but flirt outside first 🔔
- I’d give you my priesthood blessings… and my heart 💓
- Is that the Spirit, or are you just this attractive? 🕊️
- We can’t Netflix and chill, but we can FamilySearch and feel things 🖥️
🔚 Conclusion
Whether you’re looking for humor, charm, or a little eternal spice, these LDS pick-up lines are your go-to tools for flirting with faith.
From temple talk to Mutual one-liners, you now have a celestial-level arsenal to impress that special someone—without breaking the Word of Wisdom or your bishop’s heart.
Just remember, righteous flirting is an art, and with the right spirit (and line), you might just find your eternal companion.
